By The Age of 40 You Should...

Vinnie and Kirt have put together a list of everything that they think everyone should have done by the time they turn 40...

Vinnie and Kirt came up with this list of what you should have and what you should know:

 

Vinnie's list:

 

What you should have:

 

1.  Slept with at least 20 people so you know what's good and what's not

2.  A healthy dislike for people who ALWAYS smile.  They clearly don't understand how crap life can be or they're in denial

3.  At least 1 friend who you can drink to excess with for no particular reason and with no excuses

 

What you shoud know:

 

1.  Not all chicks like sport.  But they should try harder.

2.  Your kids aren't you.  But they should try harder.

3.  Life sucks.  Just try not to let it give you a hickey

 

Kirt's list:

 

What you should have:

 

1.  An old boyfriend you could imagine going back to and one who reminds you how far you've come

2.  A past interesting enough to re tell

3.  A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill and a black lace bra

4.  One good friend who always makes you laugh and one who lets you cry

 

What you should know:

 

1.  The difference between spanx and spanks!

2.  How to fall in love without losing yourself

3.  How to quit a job, break up with a a guy and confront a friend without ruining the relationship

4.  When to try harder and when to walk away

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