About the Auckland Santa,shootings in Canada & more.
Podcast from Wednesday's show - listen and laugh here
.THE HANDWRITING ON THE WALL
A weary mother returned from the store,
Lugging groceries through the kitchen door.
Awaiting her arrival was her 8 year old son,
Anxious to relate what his younger brother had done.
"While I was out playing and Dad was on a call,
T.J. took his crayons and wrote on the wall!
It's on the new paper you just hung in the den.
I told him you'd be mad at having to do it again."
She let out a moan and furrowed her brow,
"Where is your little brother right now?"
She emptied her arms and with a purposeful stride,
She marched to his closet where he had gone to hide.
She called his full name as she entered his room.
He trembled with fear--he knew that meant doom!
For the next ten minutes, she ranted and raved
About the expensive wallpaper and how she had saved.
Lamenting all the work it would take to repair,
She condemned his actions and total lack of care.
The more she scolded, the madder she got,
Then stomped from his room, totally distraught!
She headed for the den to confirm her fears.
When she saw the wall, her eyes flooded with tears.
The message she read pierced her soul with a dart.
It said, "I love Mommy," surrounded by a heart.
Well, the wallpaper remained, just as she found it,
With an empty picture frame hung to surround it.
A reminder to her, and indeed to all,
Take time to read the handwriting on the wall
Benny Tipene singing live in studio - step on up - view it here
Some video's to give you a laugh of what we have done in the past 13 years ....
Simon on Dream home - digger fail - click here
Si v Gary in a horse race - click here
World record attempt at eating m & m's with chopsticks - click here
Simon v police Dog - click here
Si & Gary go for the Lemon catching world record - click here
Bondy facing 130 paintball's per second - click here
. OR vz the airport firetruck - click here
See Gary in a G-String- click here
OR see him pole dancing- click here
Simon's Tribute to his daughter who left home to go to uni - click here
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