Wife writes hilarious list of instructions for her husband as he goes on holiday

Pics 11/10/2016
Some people just can't be trusted. This is apparantly the case for Brandon Gip's father Jim. He was preparing for a boys weekend in Vegas when his wife surprised him with this hilarious note.
 
The note comes with a set of instructions on what to do if Jim looks lost and finishes with the tongue and cheek line "I've never been away from my wife who does everything for me." 
 
Brandon thought the whole exchange between his parents was so funny that he uploaded a picture of the note and his dads reaction to Twitter.
See the note in full as well as Jim's reaction above