An Australian woman has written a a rather brutal Gumtree advert to sell a Pandora charm bracelet that was given to her by her unfaithful ex-husband.
The woman listed the $350AUD piece of jewelery last week and since then the post has amassed thousands of views.
"I'm selling the Pandora bracelet that my ex-husband thoughtfully put together for me while he lied to me throughout our marriage," wrote the seller. "It turns out that pretty trinkets don't pay for betrayal."
While writing a description for each charm so that potential buyers would know what they were getting, the woman used a bit of creative flair and a whole lot of passion when writing about them.
"Bride & groom dancing - not that we ever danced. He hated dancing but I loved it. Oh and god forbid some guy approached me on the dance floor.
The one time I didn't move a guy on quickly enough, a scotch glass came hurtling through the air at me to let me know of my ex's displeasure.
Safety chain with 14ct yellow gold hearts - designed to keep the bracelet together better than our marriage.
Chick - like the babies he was trying to force me to have because he wanted babies before he was 30 and wouldn't entertain the discussion about what I wanted.
Heart with a 14ct yellow gold arrow - symbolising the pain in my heart when I found out about the lies. And then again, when I found out how long they'd been going on for."
Concluding her advert, the seller said: "The pieces are all in very good condition (much like I am now after the divorce)."