How to cancel plans using only 5 words

People from all over the world have come up with hilarious ways to cancel plans using only 5 words. #CancelPlansUsingFiveWords started on Twitter over the weekend and has continued to rise in popularity as more and more people join in.
 
From blaming it on cheese to being stuck in the office - no excuse is off limits!
 
If you've got some plans you need to creatively cancel this week, you might get the ideas you need from the gallery above.