Mum attempts to DIY son's Easter hat but ends up making it NSFW

funny stuff 17/04/2019

Parenting blogger Mrs. Mombastic took it upon herself to help DIY her son's Easter hat he needed for his Kindy Easter party.

And while she made the hat with it intending to be wholesome and family-friendly, something in the design process went terribly, terribly wrong and her son's hat ended up looking like something that should have an R18 label on it.

Writing on her Facebook page, Mrs Mombastic said: "Easter bonnet season is upon us - I told my son that he could do whatever he wanted. I was so full of hope. So, so, so foolish

"'A giraffe!' He declared with a sparkle in his eye. 'Giraffes are my favourite animal mummy!'. I knew that. I half expected him to say giraffe anyway.

"My husband tried to put him off the idea - sticking Easter eggs in a nest on top of the hat would be FAR more sensible. Far easier. But his mind was not to be changed. I was not to let my son down."

After two attempts in the bin, paper mache, super glue and gaffer tape, the mother and son duo managed to come up with something a little less glamorous - and rudely named it after male private parts.

"My husband laughed, I cried - but my son was incredibly proud of our hard work," she explained. "His favourite part? The giraffes neck. Of course."

She hoped to make the hat a little less rude after decorating it with felt spots and googly eyes - and despite knowing it's resemblance, sent her son off to school wearing it.

She finished the post by saying: "Yes, your mother is willing to send you into school with a phallic symbol sticking out of a straw hat because she knew how badly you wanted a giraffe bonnet."