Japanese athlete's post-match interview gives funniest prepared English answer

A Japanese pool player has embraced his poor English to give one of the strangest post match interviews ever.
Naoyuki Oi had the audience at the World Pool Masters in fits of laughter with his unorthodox answers.
Seemingly oblivious to the interviewer's questions, Oi began by exclaiming: "My name is Naoyuki Oi and I am very, very lucky. Congratulations me! Yay!"
He then made light of his poor English skills.
"English, a little. No problem, only so."
But the strangest was yet to come. When asked if he thought he might have blown it with a poor shot, he replied: "I have a pear, I have an apple. Uh, apple pear!"